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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."

"Two toilets go to a potty lol"

"What did the boy banana say to the girl banana? ""You have a lot of appeal."""

"What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself."

"I bought a used UPS truck. It gets poor gas mileage but I can park anywhere."

"Excuse me, do you like graves? Yeah, I dig 'em."

"what did the cookie say to the supermodel? I promise not to crumb in your mouth."

"Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20? Because they always get in to heated arguments."

"How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two - but how'd they get in there?"

"I'm not saying you started that fire, Billy Joel; I'm just saying that innocent people don't write songs to defend themselves."