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Joke of the Day

"They say there's safety in numbers... Well tell that to 6 million Jews"

"Why does Father Christmas come down the chimney? It helps him slide down with ease,"

"probably the funniest noises you could hear during a funeral would be an actual donkey bray (eeyore noise), or the sound of dial-up internet"

"I don't get what's so great about hand jobs. She's always ends up falling asleep by the time I get her whole hand in my mouth."

"2, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17,19 etc were the years when I was in my prime."

"I wonder what kids today are going to tell their kids. Yeah. it was rough back then. I didn't get a smartphone til 4th grade and sometimes the wifi didn't work upstairs.'"

"I'm pretty excited about my new band When I asked the record exec whether he thought our song would be popular, he told me it would be off the charts!"

"What do call having to settle for buying corn? Compra maize."

"*Trains lightning bugs to spell* Karen, they have a message for u WILL YOU M- ""Omg Yes!"" OVE OUT? Oh good. Here I packed your bags already."

"A friend told me to try Viagra, he said it'll make me feel like James Bond. I don't know about that but I can defiantly feel my Rodger Moore."