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Joke of the Day

"What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11? ""Nin, ten, *Doh*"" ....I'll leave now."

"What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics? Seizure Salad."

"Why did EA cross the road? The punchline for this joke is 0.99$"

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? You give him aids"

"The second worst thing to say on a date... ...is that you have to fart. The worst thing to say is, ""That wasn't a fart."""

"Just because a lot of guys want you doesn't mean you're wifey material. Just know, cheap items have many buyers. @MaleHonesty86"

"God: make alcohol really fun Angel: haha ok God: but it makes them stupid Angel: i dont know if- God: and if they have too much they die"

"The ones you keep closest to your heart hurt you the most. Like the underwire in my bra that tried to stab me."

"Dear Workaholics who browse reddit - how do you manage your time so well?"

"TIL Micheal Bay's 'Pearl Harbour' made almost $ 200 million... ...I thought that it bombed! [re-worded Greg Proops joke from DLM]"