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Joke of the Day

"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."

"What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear? An algae bra."

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"Have you heard the joke that they don't tell assholes? Oh, no? Nevermind then."

"Have you seen the new recycling center around here? No? But you're already in /r/jokes"

"I shake my head at people's stupidity so often that no one will even notice if I get Parkinson's."

"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."

"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."

"Happy new year!! Sorry I use internet explorer."