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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen the new recycling center around here? No? But you're already in /r/jokes"

"SCIENCE: If you have another person posing with you in your twitter avatar, 100% of the time you're the uglier one."

"You know what they say about the necronomicon? It's a real cult classic!"

"Hear of the shortest suicide note ever? Life sucks, girlfriend doesn't."

"Why do I watch the Cosby show? I enjoy dark humour. Yes, this was both a rapist and racial joke."

"""911, what's the emergency?"" we were robbed. they stole the wireless router ""calm down"" also they shot my grandma or something. not sure"

"Setting a teachers salary based on student performance is akin to paying a zookeeper based on how well the monkeys are behaving."

"Stereo types exist for a reason. Because not everyone wants a Sony."

"Why do fish always sing off key? Because you can't tune a fish. Say it outloud if you don't get it. I made this one up in first grade IIRC."

"You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!"