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Joke of the Day

"Achilles thought his job interview was going well until they asked about his greatest weakness... Then he had to admit defeat."

"Why is Paula Deen's restaurant called ""Paula Deen's Kitchen""? Because the name ""White Castle"" was already taken"

"""C'mon, your relationship isn't *that* serious."" - Las Vegas"

"I'm such an alcoholic.... That when Alcohol does its taxes, it claims me as its dependant!"

"Sometimes I wake up moody... The other times, i let her sleep."

"Why do they call it ejaculate... when it's usually early?"

"Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan."

"I had a nightmare where Footloose was rebooted as many times as Spiderman."

"What did the ninja do when he failed to kill his target? He sai'd"

"I got probed by an alien last night Its true what they say, Mexicans do work good with their hands"