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Joke of the Day
"Know who loves to get fisted? Sock puppets."
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"Not tryin to impress anyone BUT the priest did just say I had the ""body of Christ"" right before he fed me a cracker. Gym has been paying off"
"Why do farts smell? ... For the benefit of the deaf!"
"Jesus walked on water? Big deal. I can too. Let's see him walk on Vodka"
"What's the cheapest type of meat Deer balls. They're under a buck."
"Now that big hairy bush is back in style, it needs a good name. I vote on the Sascrotch."
"What do you call a dirty Chinese crab? A crusty asian"
"*wakes from a dead sleep* SHOULDN'T RED BULL GIVE YOU HORNS?"
"What is the difference between paint and a midgets' underpants? When you sniff paint, you get high"
"I'm suing samsung. I bought a Fucking Note 7 for my wife and it stil didn't explode."