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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't anyone care about the plot in porn? Because, nobody appreciates good friction anymore."
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"I lost my virginity to a girl on her period. The foreplay gave me cotton mouth."
"Nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket..., Thinks to herself. ""Well, some asshole's got my pen."" Another you say? What's the difference between rectal and oral thermometers. Taste."
"What do you call a whiny dog? A chi-WAAA-WAAA!!!!"
"Everyone should thank me for not being a doctor."
"I eat when I'm sad and I'm sad because I'm fat."
"[jungle book] bagheera: ""you can't fight him like a wolf, you're NOT a wolf, fight him like a man"" mowgli: [writes a strongly worded e-mail]"
"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."
"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."
"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."