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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris."
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"""You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You get a Bible! You all get Biibbbllleess!!!! ~Poprah"
"Chuck norris is so fast that he can run around the world once and kick himself in the back of the head"
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it!"