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Joke of the Day

"Bernie supporters voting for Trump isn't like drinking bleach, its like drinking castor oil... we know its going to be awful, but we have something we *really* need to get rid of."

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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh"
"I just got back from the battered women's shelter... Boy are my arms tired!"
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"Who makes dinner in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they eat out."
"Whats the difference between man united and a clown? ones a complete laughing stock and the other ones a clown."