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Joke of the Day

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"What do you call a masturbating pickle? Jerkin' Gherkin"

"A mexican boy in english class... A mexican boy in english class passed a note to his friend. The teacher saw it, and screeched ""WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"" To which he replied, ""writing an ese"""

"Chris Christie stopped running... Go figure"

"What department store is named after the things jews hate the most and love the most? JC Penney. ^I'm ^^going ^^^to ^^^^hell."

"How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds? He broke up with his girlfriend."

"I feel really bad for people suffering from prolonged erections. They must have it so hard."

"My ass is a woman tonight It won't shut the fuck up."

"Ever wonder why they never show the film ALIVE in-flight?...... It's not because of the film's content it's because the people in the film are eating better than the people on board."

"Politicians are like diapers.... They must be changed often and for the same reason."