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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who used to like tractors? An extractor fan!"
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"What do you give someone who is about to tear up? Tape"
"I'm not here to make FRIENDS - David Schwimmer on his day off (it is 1996 in this tweet)"
"""Um."" - 1st horse that got ridden"
"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"
"LPT: Reproduce"
"My friends tell me I'm condescending Condescending is when you talk down to people"
"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."