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Joke of the Day
"How does Moses prepare his coffee? Hebrews it."
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"Held a newborn baby, was asked if I wanted one. Laughed & laughed all the way to the bar, where I can go because I don't have a baby. So no."
"Usain Bolt isn't allowed near any elementary schools. The speed limit is only 40 kph!"
"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."
"What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango."
"Yo mama so fat When she taps on the QWERTY Keyboard 26 letters pop out."
"Did r/jokes hear about the new Taco Bell Express yet? You give them 99c, and they throw a burrito in the toilet for you."
"A haunted house where they make you look at your checking account balance."
"What does the DJ do when he spills acid? He drops the base!"
"There was a sign out at the whore house today... It read ""Temporarily closed for lunch; Beat it"""