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Joke of the Day

"Remember those morons that protested civil rights reform in the 60s? If you're against gay marriage, that's how you'll look in a few decades"

"People drive like shit when I'm texting."

"Saturday plans: -get abducted then hunted by a group of rich guys on a game reserve, then systematically take them out one by one. - laundry"

"I require Latvian Jokes Please, they're so funny."

"My grandpa died peacefully in his sleep... But not the other 3 people in his car."

"The best things in life are free. The second best things are very expensive."

"How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces? Squish it in your hand."

"I give to you a joke I made up when I was seven: Why did the computer crash? Because it had a bad driver! *drops mic*"

"Straight guys, don't act like an asshole when a gay guy hits on you... ...because then they'll definitely wanna fuck you."

"You give me Epsilon, I give you Delta. Together, we find limits."