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Joke of the Day
"What's a bodybuilder's favorite fight of the American Civil War? The Battle of Gaine's Mill"
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"I'm sexually attracted to one of my students I knew that becoming a primary school teacher was a bad career choice"
"Recent studies have shown that 67% of women have used vibrators The other 33% have brand new ones"
"Marc Anthony jeans at Kohl's come in three cuts - tuberculosis, heroin addict and skeletor."
"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"How do Mexicans cut their pizza? Little Caesars"
"You know you're drunk when you sit down on the toilet & try to put your seat-belt on"
"Circumcision is a sensitive subject... ...but not as sensitive as it used to be."
"What do you call a hard rock fan going through gender reassignment surgery? A transition metal."