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Joke of the Day
"Amputees will not find this joke funny: Actually, I'm going to cut this joke short."
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"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"What is a neckbeard's favourite email client? G'mail"
"9/11 victims are the fastest readers. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds!"
"midget in the library midget walks into a library and ask do you have any books on irony? the librarian replies sure they are on the top shelf"
"What did the mad cow say to the other cow? You don't want beef with me"
"Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors"
"what do you call a guy in love with a foreign girl? cuntaminated"
"I am the Anti-Hammer. You can touch this. Go ahead. Touch it! ANTI-HAMMER TIME!"
"*logs onto Facebook* *sees 347 ultrasound pictures* *logs off forever*"