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Joke of the Day
"What you're feeling, Republicans, is the ghost of Ted Kennedy's nuts on your chin."
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"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""
"Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job."
"Whats the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil? No one ever paid $50 to have a Lentil on their face."
"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."
"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"
"The difference between snowmen and snowwomen. Snowballs."
"What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess? Shrekmate."
"COP: Nobody on the main floor. Let's check upsta-- GIRAFFE COP: Nobody upstairs"
"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."