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Joke of the Day

"""If anyone has a reason why these two should not be wed, speak now or forever hold your peace"" (from the back) He saw Creed live in 2003"

"What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there"

"No one is sure how much it cost Coke to sponsor the Paralympics, but it undoubtedly cost an arm and a leg."

"So a celebrity fired a gun at someone today She was a shooting star"

"I hate it when people ask me where I'll be in 5 years. I don't have 2020 vision."

"Lady Gaga is set to launch her first fragrance in 2012. It will be called ""Eau I left the toilet seat up""."

"My IB Extended Essay is like a hot slut. I have to do it, and it sucks balls."

"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"

"Whats a cab drivers favorite song? Livin' on a fare!"

"Boss: this project is moving along at a snail's pace!! *silence* Todd the snail: This is bullshit *spends 3hrs storming out of meeting*"