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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."

"How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there."

"Did you hear the one about the guy with two wooden legs? They caught fire and he burnt to the ground."

"""holy shit. i don't have much time left to live. better sit on as many benches as i can before i die.""-old people."

"What lives on a farm and says moo? a bilingual chicken"

"Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians? A Black Adder"

"A blind guy walks into a bar... ...then a table, then a chair, then another chair..."

"Believe it or not but my penis was once in the book of Guinness World Records. The librarian got pretty pissed though and kicked me out."

"1st Witch: What's your new boyfriend like ? 2nd Witch: He's mean nasty ugly smelly and totally evil - but he has some bad points too !"

"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"