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Joke of the Day

"What's a nice thing about having a black boyfriend? If you decide to try anal, and you get shit on his dick, no one will notice."

"In an interview: ""How would your friends describe you?"" Answer: ""perfect......"" (wait 5 seconds.) ""this fucking question again! I don't have any god damn friends!"" I'll show myself out"

"Why did Wile E. Coyote have a ""Detour"" sign pointing to the edge of a cliff? To throw the Roadrunner off."

"It's been 5 years now. I'm afraid that I actually might not be bloated."

"Only 4 days left to use this joke I hate it when people ask me where I see myself in 5 years time. I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Why are there so many doctors in India? Because about 20 million people are Sikh."

"Sure I named my black cat Blackie and my grey cat Grey, but you need to be a little less obvious with babies. Isn't that right, Mistake?"

"Lawyers aren't all bad.. 98% of lawyers make the other 2% look bad"

"Would the man who lost his hearing aid PLEASE come and retrieve it at the lost and found"

"Blood types They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type O."