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Joke of the Day
"Don't get me wrong, I'm grateful to have a job. I just wish it wasn't THIS job."
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"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"
"Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle."
"I like my coffee black... like it's waiting for it's welfare check."
"*looking at a picture* Wow, you have beautiful children! Thank you, they came with the frame."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"If she eats pizza with a fork, she isn't going to like being bent over the dining room table."
"What do you call a forty something guy who masturbates all the time? Married"
"Man: What can I do you for? Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare"
"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."