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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."

"4: *hops in my lap* Mama, look at my picture! Me: Love it 4: See green M: Yep 4: And blue M: Mmhm 4: And red M: *flushes toilet* ok, hop up."

"I hate it when people ask me what i'll be doing in 5 years time C'mon!! I don't have 2020 vision"

"Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT"

"Lif... ...is too short."

"Today I don't feel like doing anything. Except you"

"A man walks into a bar... OUCH"

"Fun fact about the Saxophone: I'm lonely"

"How come Jesus could never play for the Blackhawks? Because he's always getting hung up on the boards."

"Urethra! I've done it! ...says the gynecologist after a spectacular discovery. ""I don't think that's quite right sir,"" says the patient."