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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a sharp witted man, that knows many languages, and is skilled at giving oral? A cunning linguist."

"Today's so hot it was offered a lucrative recording contract even though it can't sing"

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"Meek Mill's diss track walks into a bar... Bartender takes one look at 'em and says, ""We don't serve trash."""

"Why do Asian parents never have a white baby? Cause two Wongs don't make a white"

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."

"Alcoholism is the only disease that tries to convince you that you don't have it."

"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"

"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"