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Joke of the Day
"Broomhilda & Django Broomhilda never knows when Django is in the mood cause the D is silent."
Next Joke
"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."
"I'm not flirting, I'm being friendly. *gets on knees and undoes your belt*"
"Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim."
"a snare drum and crash cymbol fall out of a tree.. baduumm, tssshhh"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain :D"
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"
"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."
"Uranus has been the butt of many jokes. It's the gassiest of all planets."
"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"