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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 4 dicks tied together? An erectangle."
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"Looking for a lost joke, Please help, The joke it making some one say twoo instead of two but i forget what two words you repeat to trick them. Please help."
"I like my women how I like my coffee Cold"
"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"
"A first kiss so tentative and awkward, you regret all the time you spent practicing on your beagle. Did I just say that out loud?"
"Why is psychoanalysis a lot quicker for men than for women? When it's time to go back to his childhood, he's already there."
"me: so what, you're gonna be angry at me for the rest of your life wife: no, the rest of yours"
"Boy dog: ""how do you like it bitch?"" Girl dog: ""ruff"""
"What separates animals from humans? The Mediterranean."
"What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands? Canta Plaus. Source: https://youtu.be/44aiB0vB36Y"