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Joke of the Day

"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 2 & 3 humorous quotes, funny stories, and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."

"My son is a man trapped in a woman's body he'll be born in February"

"What did the cat cough up when it was sick? Meowcus"

"I could literally eat every day and not get sick of it."

"Money may not buy happiness, but pondering your problems on a tropical island would sure beat pondering them on your couch."

"My 6yo daughter's teacher just gave me a ""Most Improved Ponytail"" award."

"My Girlfriend is leaving me after learning that I spent our life savings on a penis extension. She said that she could not take it any longer."

"Women's Rights."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty."

"what do you call an optimistic 0? A cheery-o!"