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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it"
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"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"I'm going to keep using 'penis' as a verb until someone lets me penis them."
"[interview] ""Describe yourself in three words."" Me: responds poorly to authority"
"Two men were in a courtroom... One was charged for eating battery acid, the other was charged of sticking fireworks up his ass The court charged one, and let the other off"
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland? A consonant."
"What's the difference between an athlete and Hitler? An athlete succeeds in ending a race."
"I tried to figure out why the tennis ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"the vibrator was invented when Dr Edward Vibrator got extremely chilly whilst shagging Mrs Vibrator and his shivering sent her to cum town"