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"Relationships are easy as pie! *burns pie*"
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"""Reality is for people who can't use the internet."""
"Special olympics joke [0 upvotes 'cause no one cares about special olympics]"
"[hugging mom at sister's funeral] ""And you said I'd never be your favorite"""
"Russian burglar What does a Russian burglar wear? ( In a Russian accent ) robber boots"
"[Guy sees octopus doing squats at the gym on 4 legs] ""You doing legs today?"" Octopus: Yeah my fourarms hurt."
"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."
"Bottom line: parenting interferes with my ability to be lazy."
"What do married people do for fun? Get divorced."
"Why I never get drinks at the bar with my dog... I'm afraid of getting woofied."