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Joke of the Day

"A favourite high school teacher's go-to Knock Knock joke. Knock knock. *-Who's there?* Interrupting cow. *-Interrup-* **MOO**"

"Wanna know why santa doesn't have any children It's because he cums once a year and its down your chimney"

"Can February march? No, but April may."

"I like my women like I like my olive oil Extra virgin and black"

"What did they call Hitler's limo driver? the Chau-fuhrer"

"What does a pig use for his skin? Oinkment."

"My spirit animal died of neglect."

"I stuck my d**k in a car Now my sexuality is exhausting."

"If you are going to Taco Bell for a diet, you have a bigger problem than your weight."

"The blind girl I was getting a handjob from told me I had the biggest dick she'd ever put her hands on. I said, ""Nah, you're just pulling my leg""."