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Joke of the Day

"Two homosexuals are bored... "" Let's play a game, if you win I'll play the girl's role. -OK -What has four legs and goes meow? -A crocodile. -You won !"""

"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal. It's a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Isn't Twitter basically all NSFW since we all tweet while we're at work & hit the 'Close Tab' button like a ninja when the boss walks by?"

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"Why was The Joker's US Passport application denied? Passports require proof of US citizenship and The Joker is a fictional character."

"Did you hear about the secret cure for everything that the government doesn't want us to know about? Exactly..."

"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer? in bytes"

"The old farmer hates when the horses neigh at night. The weird noises give him night-mares"