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Joke of the Day

"IT Jokes 3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later, they walked out... Because they couldn't find a table."

"I've never had personalized license plates, but don't worry, I still know how to waste most of my discretionary income."

"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"

"A wife is like a boomerang the harder you throw the faster she comes back."

"Did you guys read the book about the midget that hung himself with a belt? I heard it was top notch"

"What is it exactly that separates man from animal? Divorce"

"My girlfriend told me I was one in a million When I looked through her text messages, I had to admit she was right."

"Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!"

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"Me: Mistakes my own hair for a spider at least once a day & screams Also me: [watching Criminal Minds] I could totally be a cop"