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Joke of the Day

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"Test post pls ignore I TOLD U TO IGNORE IT"

"You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen."

"You know how some people make food exactly as it appears on the cookbook? I guess you could say they made copy and pasta."

"The best part of Pitbull is he yells out ""MR WORLDWIDE!,"" at the beginning of each of his songs, giving you ample time to change the station"

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count, and those who can't."

"Whats the difference between my wife when we have sex and my hand when I masturbate? My hand moves."

"What is the phobia of chainsaws called? Common Sense"

"I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life."