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Joke of the Day

"How'd the stomach know the food went bad It was a a gut feeling"

"How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse...."

"I decided to put certified SCUBA diver on my resume. That way they know I can handle intense pressure on the job."

"Why do software developers make the best relationship partners? because they're not afraid of committing."

"Did you hear about the romantic comedy that has a cast consisting only of Vine stars? They've already announced the title: ""P.S. I Got 'Eem""."

"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."

"Hey, guy from the gym with lifting gloves still on, you can take them off now, you're in Starbucks."

"Just saw a guy at the gym with only 1 arm. If that's not motivation, I don't know what is? Seriously, I don't know, I'm leaving..."

"What does Sigmund Freud say comes between fear and sex? funf (it helps if you say it out loud, and understand German) :-)"

"Two gay men were having a few drinks One said ""Bottoms up!"" The other got topsy."