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Joke of the Day

"Showed my husband all the super-awesome Twitter lists I'm on. He put me on a list called People I Probably Shouldn't Have Married."

"What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy? $100 bill."

"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"

"I miss my friend jack... I loved listening to music with him."

"How did the tree get on to Reddit? It just logged on..."

"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"

"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."

"[buying college textbooks] That'll be 100 million dollars [returning college textbooks] We can give you half off on this pencil case"

"What do you call a Nun that bites her nails? A bad Habit. I'll see myself out."

"A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok bring her in and I'll try to help. man: Fine but whatever you do don't cure her."