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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a mentally challenged Jew? Auschwistic"
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"Dogs have 10 expressions for ""I love you! I love you!"" and cats have 10 for ""I hope you die slowly in a fire but feed me dinner first."""
"Matthew McConaughay is for Matthew McConaughorses"
"How do you make one girl disappear? ..just add a G and now she's gone."
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"My son would've been 4 yo today Man 1: My son would've been 4 yo today Man 2: Oh, I'm sorry man. What happened? Man 1: I pulled out."
"Q: What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans."