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Joke of the Day
"Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself? You only need one nail to hang up the picture."
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"How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them."
"I was the beast man at my sister's wedding, and there isn't a day goes by that I don't wish that that was a typo."
"If Caitlyn Jenner were a super hero, what team would she be on? The Ex-Men."
"If someone on this sub discovers a new type of rock they should name it something funny. Amirite?"
"Parenting tip: Unplug the microwave before dropping acid because you'll inevitably put the baby in there for safe keeping."
"Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other ""How do you get to the other side?"" ""You are on the other side"" the other blonde yells back."
"Skateboarding has its pros and cons."
"[wife leaving for the weekend] ""Baby formula is in the cupbo--"" ""I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."""
"Welcome to your 40s! Your body will do new and exciting things such as sneeze-pee, yawn-burp, and light speed chin hair growth."