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Joke of the Day

"How did the tree get on to Reddit? It just logged on..."

"Is it rude to go up to someone with an eyepatch and say ""Was it all fun and games up until that point?"""

"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."

"What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)"

"Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven eight."

"My daughter swam with dolphins for $2,000. I think she should've been able to have sex with them for that price."

"A sick Patient Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink."

"Crazy but true: Over 80 percent of twins seperated at birth have the same exact birthday."

"What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant? In'n'Out Burger"

"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. Because they always take things literally."