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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one-tenth of a bell? A Decibell."

"Finally got around to shaving my crotch after a few years. Its nice to see my knees again."

"Why isn't ""cheating"" a relationship status on Facebook?"

"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."

"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."

"Intelligent people are some of the biggest idiots I've ever met."

"How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? 2"

"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"

"What salad dressing does Macaulay Culkin prefer? Neverland Ranch."

"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: lol, one sec bro"