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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man in the window? INNUENDO!!!!!!!"
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"""Ohhhh!! I didn't hear the 'lasting more than four hours' part. I'm sorry I called you at home, doctor."""
"Two gay deer walk out of a bar... One turns to the other and says ""damn dude, I cant beleive you blew twenty bucks in there"""
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"
"ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you"
"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
"So your face, is it permanently like that or are you genuinely surprised every time you take a selfie?"
"Just found a spider in my shoe. He looks ridiculous, they are way too big for him."
"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."
"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"