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Joke of the Day
"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
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"A popcorn necklace is a nice way to tell someone you want them to be attacked by birds."
"What did batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? ""Robin, get in the batmobile!"""
"what's the difference between a pitbull and a jewish broad? a pitbull will eventually let it go"
"What do you call deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea."
"I was trying to write some jokes about panhandlers but they just won't work."
"Horrible funny joke What do you call an alligator in a vest....? An Invest-agator"
"Dad just dropped this at my cousin's 8th birthday party...I was the only one to burst out laughing.. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."
"What happens when you sprinkle feathers on molasses and sell it? Treacle down economics."
"Jesus walks into a bar, puts three nails on the counter, and says to the barkeep ... ""Hey, could you put me up for the night?"""