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Joke of the Day
"People say that all men think with their penises... Well if thats thats the case, I think BIG."
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"My friend from Hollywood always told me, ""Shoot for the stars."" He was an assassin."
"learning from mistakes is for people who recognise that they make mistakes. i dont give a shit"
"What's the difference between a clever midget and an STD? Well, one of them is a cunning runt... side note: apparently Jim Morrison of The Doors said this gem at a meeting with some record executives."
"""Rate your high fives on a scale of 1-10"" ""Oh, I would say they are a high five"""
"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."
"Some worlds just want to watch the men burn Like hell, and the sun."
"Ambien: Where is your unicorn? Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok."
"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"
"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."