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Joke of the Day

"ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you"

"GOP Moves To Block Obama From Naming Scalia Successor.... They believe a black president only gets 3/5ths of a term"

"Son: ""Dad, can you give me 30 bucks?"" Dad: ""20 bucks? What the hell do you need 10 bucks for?!"""

"What's Obama's favorite word? uh..."

"Did you hear about the black boy with with diarrhea? Everyone thought he was melting."

"TIL Hours before Edison died , he came out of coma , opened his eyes and said ""It is very beautiful over there"" Well tesla said it first anyways."

"Just overheard the phrase, ""pregnant with a baby,"" and secretly wondered what the other options were."

"The only problem with teaching little kids to share is that sometimes they want some of my stuff"

"Who called them ""homo erectus'"" and not... Wait, that's actually pretty funny. Good job guy who named them ""homo erectus'"""

"What's the downside of house arrest?"