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Joke of the Day

"ATTENTION: Can the owner of the 'MarioKart Champion' tshirt return to security? There are several women here who'd like to have sex with you"

"If it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... Shes's probably too old for you."

"What do you call a cow that masturbates? Beef jerky."

"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"

"When you're on a diet everything smells like cookies. Except the guy beside me on the city bus. He smells like sardines Delicious sardines"

"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."

"Why can't a bicycle stand up on its own? Because it's too tired."

"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."

"I'm not saying she's fat... ...but if I had to name the top five fattest people I know, she'd be three of them."

"Damn girl , are you a TV ?? Because you got all eyes on you !"