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Joke of the Day
"what cant you spell slaughter without? Laughter"
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"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other."
"I like my women they way I like my wine 15 years old and locked in the basement."
"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"
"I may not be the sharpest sandwich in the tree, but put my pants on one sleeve at a time just like you. Do you have any cookies?"
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But, the trouble is getting them in there."
"A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said ""You know you really need help"" ""Yes I do"" said the elephant ""get this kid off my foot !"""
"My heart hurts when you're not around *buuurrrrpp* Never mind"
"I like to say something disgusting which makes someone else say something more disgusting then I call them a pervert."
"I'm half-French and half-American, but I know my heart is American, do you know why? Because if it were French it would stop working!"