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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"

"I know how to pronounce worcestershire until I see it written."

"A tiny island deep in the Indian Ocean called Shiffer has the dumbest people in the world... It's why when you do something really stupid they say you have ""Shiffer brains"" - Johnny Carson."

"How did the grave robber perish when he became trapped in a pyramid? He died of asphinxiation!"

"I've suffered from identity crisis since I was a little boy. I mean girl."

"I got a prison tattoo of mitochondria Now I truly am the powerhouse of the cell"

"Thanks to Twitter I will never again ask a man ""What are you thinking?"" Because now I know and I am horrified."

"When is a school paper not a school paper? When it's turned into the teacher."

"I'm glad the Founding Fathers aren't alive today because the last thing we need are more old people driving around on the roads."

"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"