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Joke of the Day

"Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature? Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949."

"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"*sees my stepfather on Xmas* Hey Chip, Feliz Notmydad you piece of shit"

"where do you send a jewish kid with ADD? to a concentration camp."

"America's new motto If it's worth eating it's worth over eating."

"Theres no point in tailgating me when I'm going 50 in a 35 zone Also, those red flashing lights on your car look ridiculous"

"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""

"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"

"How does a secret agent have sex? He does it undercover!"