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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon"

"Why did the cancer patient get smacked? His hand was bigger than his face."

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple."

"What's green and smells like pork? Kermit the frogs finger"

"what do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery person have in common? They have to smell it, but they can't taste it."

"Behind every great man is a great woman... A in-between them is a wife that's always complaining."

"What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a large pizza? ""A large pizza can feed a family of four"""

"I'm going to slide down your chimney tonight. Wink. Wink."

"People I live with are hiding my shit. The two most effective hiding places to date: 1) out in the open 2) where I last left it"