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Joke of the Day
"Can you cover for me/ I missed my shift."
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"What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car"
"Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman."
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"A man asks a woman: ""-Did you know that laughter is second best way to convince a girl to have sex with you ? "" ""-Really, what is the first ?"" ""-A knife."" ""-Hahaha, you're so funny !"" ""-Good choice."""
"I don't know why people call me arrogant I'm the most humble guy in the world"