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Joke of the Day

"How does a secret agent have sex? He does it undercover!"

"Whats the difference between a cockpit and a condom? you can only get one prick into a condom -Fight Club"

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"Q.What do me and a mirror have in common? A.When we see your face we both crack up!"

"What did Hillary Clinton say when Bill wanted a new Saxophone ""Not until you get rid of that HarMonica."""

"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."

"Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone."

"I had sex with my teacher yesterday... God damn it feels good to be homeschooled."

"How does a orphan change a light bulb? They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb."

"How to Pass So apparently if someone commits suicide while we take a exam or final in school, everyone in that room or place will get 100%. I literally need the blood of a virgin to pass these exams."