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Joke of the Day
"*sees my stepfather on Xmas* Hey Chip, Feliz Notmydad you piece of shit"
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"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"
"Remember, Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks."
"Have you ever eaten at that Ethiopian restraunt? There portions are like..nothing."
"A friend of mine has been rushed to hospital, after eating a horse-burger. Apparently he is now in a stable condition."
"Couple: [hands me camera] Do you mind taking a picture? ""Sure""[click] Couple: How does it look? ""I just got my hair done, so pretty good"""
"I installed a pet door over the weekend, and the dog barked at it, and the cat pissed on it, but the raccoons have got the idea."
"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"
"I bet the only thing more stressful than defusing a bomb is letting your husband pack for a big trip."
"Bastards in the north are called 'Snow', but what are bastards in the south called? ""Your grace"""