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Joke of the Day

"If we're all God's Children... What's so special about Jesus ?"

"What does a Thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll."

"I'm so bad with directions that every time I try to go to Pound Town I end up in the Friend Zone."

"I'm not worried at all about this Ebola crisis. I've just purchased the new 2015 edition of Norton Antivirus. Feeling pretty smug."

"What do you call a Communist sniper? A Marxman."

"Why did Superman dump Lois for Wonder Woman? He decided he wanted to date someone in the same League."

"Blondes are dumb whores... They all think less than equals three."

"hey can I use your bathroom? cashier: only paying customers jesus...ok just give me 9 double whoppers with cheese, a chocolate shake, 2-"

"It was so hot when we went on holiday last year that we had to take turns sitting in each other's shadow."

"Erotic literature for premature ejaculators ------------------- Chapter 1. ------------------- She looked at him. ------------------- The end. -------------------"