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Joke of the Day
"If you don't feel just a little bit of shame after the weekend... you're not doing it right"
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"Men simply like to adjust their junk, it's not pocket science."
"If you ever struggle to make your woman happy, just remember Eve was in the Garden of Eden and it wasn't good enough."
"Why can't the dutch fly? Because they netherland."
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board."
"What do you call a professional tennis player that keeps serving out? Novak Chokeovic"
"What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the giraffe."
"[ad for umbrellas] [cut to me trying to swat away raindrops, just getting totally wet] ""There must be a better way!"" Voiceover: UMBRELLAS"
"I like my women as I like my sandwiches... ...no crust."
"*meets girl for coffee* *sets down blueprints for bank* ""What's this?"" Your dating profile said you were looking for a partner in crime"