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Joke of the Day

"asked my little bro for a couple of chips... he brought me three, said 2 were a couple and the third was my side chip"

"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."

"You know those orange cones they put on the highway for you to knock down? I just beat my high score last night!"

"Coming out with a hair product line.... For philosophers, religious and introspective types... it's called ""The Human Conditioner""."

"The most common type of web developers are not even human they are spiders"

"Where do cats go to vacation? Meowi"

"What do you call a dog from another planet? A dal-martian"

"Conspiracy theorists, I hope you're right... I hope the illuminati run this country, they seem like a safe bet"

"If you ever need help learning C++, I can give you some pointers. And you can keep me as a reference."

"My girlfriend treats me like a god She ignores me till she wants to ask for something"