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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends."

"What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together? A Mini Golf."

"I'm always on the guest list at Club Sandwich."

"What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla ? An animal that puts you out a night !"

"So my husband asked me if I anted a boob job... I replied ""How much does it pay?"""

"What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"Why suicidal people are usually skinny because most likely, they haven't eaten in years."

"Muslims are against the consumption of Pork and believe the pig to be unclean. Yet their prophet has Ham in his name."

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."